Getting married is a huge point in many people’s lives, so it’s no surprise that people go pretty crazy when they make it to the honeymoon. Not only do they get to go somewhere with their beloved, but they also get to spend the entire time thinking about the years that they now get to spend together! However, sometimes this excitement can get in the way of other people trying to enjoy travelling, which is exactly why we’ve made this list!
What we’ve done is pulled together the thirty things that get on our nerves when we see honeymoon couples do them when they’re celebrating their recent marriage. Hopefully, this can save some poor people from having to witness it when they’re travelling, or stop honeymooners from making other people feel way too awkward!
So, we think it’s about time that those who are gearing up for their honeymoon hear us complain about what they’ll likely end up doing. Plus, they have a chance to see how they can make sure they don’t get on other people’s nerves while they’re abroad. We think it’s about time to get started!
Finally, it is time for the long-awaited honeymoon! Wherever it takes you, whether it is in mystical India or the emerald coasts of neighbouring Croatia, in an adventurous tour in Mexico or the heart of Sri Lanka, the honeymoon period will be your opportunity to dedicate time to yourself. Ladies, you have deserved it, after so many months of stress for the preparation of your wedding. You can finally wear your swimsuit, visit important international museums, learn about new cultures and let conform to the things couples do on their honeymoon. Curious to know what you will be doing?
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Table of Contents
- 1 Carry The Woman Over The Threshold
- 2 Gloat
- 3 Talk About Their Plans Loudly
- 4 Have The Man Carry The Luggage
- 5 Plan an Adventurous Activity
- 6 Wear a New Piece Of Lingerie Every Day
- 7 Go Dancing
- 8 Make a Playlist
- 9 Read (Or Listen To) a Steamy Book
- 10 Watch a Sunrise
- 11 Take Boudoir Photos
- 12 Book a Couples’ Massage
- 13 Order In
- 14 Select a dream place that you both love
- 15 Unleash yourself and do whatever heart says
- 16 Order each other’s favourite food in bed
- 17 Indulge in exciting water sports for wet fun
- 18 Visit a couple’s spa to spend exotic moments
- 19 Get kinky while making it out with the spouse
- 20 Take some candid photos of each other
- 21 Witness the sunrise together holding hands
- 22 Watch some steamy and romantic movies together
- 23 Doll up in some sexy and hot lingerie
Carry The Woman Over The Threshold
Not only could this end up being quite painful for someone, there’s something pretty awkward about running into someone doing this. We don’t want to accidentally see people carrying their loved one into their hotel room, as it makes us think about what they’re going to get up to once they’re in the room. Not only that, but this makes couples who can’t carry their bride over the threshold uncomfortable, as it makes them feel as if they’re outside of the wedding norm!
We know that this is a very exciting part of your life, but that doesn’t mean you have to be annoying about it. Being humble and modest is a good idea, no matter what is going on in your life.
Believe it or not, but the rest of us might not be doing too well, maybe even struggling to move through a breakup ourselves, so hearing two people gloat they’ve found love doesn’t feel too nice.
Maybe just be happy that you’ve found somebody you love. That should be enough.
Talk About Their Plans Loudly
Look, we get that you’re probably having a better time than everyone else, or at least you think you are, but we don’t want to hear about it.
We know that the only reason that you happen to be talking about your plans so loudly is that you want everyone else around you to know what is happening.
Don’t forget that, and we honestly don’t care. It’s time for people to realize that the world of marriage is only interesting to the people who are getting married.
Have The Man Carry The Luggage
There’s a lot of traditions out there that people need to start throwing into the past where they deserve, and one of those things is that the man has to be the strong one.
A lot of luggage needs to be brought in when people get to their hotel and after they’ve landed, and the man doesn’t have to carry at all.
Believe it or not, but most of the time, women are very good at carrying things. They’ve got to hands and everything! They’ve been doing it their entire life.
Plan an Adventurous Activity
The idea might be to sleep on the beach all week but consider scheduling at least one excursion that gets your heart rate up. Go for a long bicycle ride, take a scuba diving trip or zip-line through the jungle. Simply put, when pushed outside of your comfort zone, your brain releases endorphins that can elevate your mood and senses. You get where we’re going with this, right?
Wear a New Piece Of Lingerie Every Day
Bring along new pieces for each night of the honeymoon. The reveal is what’s so sexy, so have fun with it. Think of themes or even just different colours to help you plan it out. And don’t leave him out of it either. Get him, or ask him to get himself, a few new pairs of boxers or boxer briefs (aka, menagerie!) to add to the fun.
Find a local spot near the hotel with dancing and hit the dance floor together. Dancing is sensual and a great precursor to other (ahem) nighttime activities — just make sure to do a little research before you go. Find a spot that’ll be relatively crowded, so there’s no need to feel self-conscious about any subpar dancing skills. And stay safe too: If the crowd makes you feel uncomfortable at any time, take that dance party back to your hotel room.
Make a Playlist
Get sexy with your music. (This doesn’t have to mean back-to-back Marvin Gaye hits — although we wouldn’t discourage it!) Put together a mix of music to fit the locale; maybe it’s a selection of reggae or Latin music or even sultry French songs to play in the room and create a little soundtrack of your own.
Read (Or Listen To) a Steamy Book
For some adult-only reading that will most likely keep you up rather than put you two to sleep, pack along with a pillow book or two. The Kama Sutra is a classic, but there are plenty of other options to choose from, like Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James, if you haven’t read it already, or Lady Chatterley’s Lover by D.H. Lawrence if you’re literary buffs.
Watch a Sunrise
While sunsets have their charm, a sunrise can be far more exciting and interesting. At that hour, chances are you’ll have the whole sun to yourself, and the beach, pool or any other gazing point will be virtually deserted. Afterwards, hightail it back to your room and order breakfast in bed and see where that leads.
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Take Boudoir Photos
Create a little photo session of your own and snap a few of each other in the privacy of your room. After the trip, make a mini photo album exclusively of your risqué photos (your at-home printer will do!). Keep it in a safe place and sneak a peek every once and a while to remember your trip.
Book a Couples’ Massage
Reserve a private room at the spa, a spot right on the beach or splurge for in-room service. A massage is a great way to relieve stress and tension from the wedding day. If having a stranger rub you down isn’t your idea of fun, then take turns giving each other massages in the comfort of your hotel room or villa. Buy or bring along your massage oil and plan to make use of it long after the honeymoon!
One of the best parts about being on vacation is enjoying the amazing local food. And even though you may be in an incredible destination, your honeymoon also gives you a great excuse to hang out in your room and order in. Try a meal that includes at least one classic aphrodisiac like oysters, avocados or asparagus — and don’t skimp on the wine!
Select a dream place that you both love
The very first romantic thing that every couple should do for their honeymoon is to go to their dream place. You both might have a place in mind which you have always desired to go on your honeymoon. So, when the real-time has come execute it and make your honeymoon most romantic. But remember when you are venturing on a new journey with your life partner, it is very important to agree upon certain things mutually.
That’s why when you are planning your honeymoon; make sure that you both agree upon a place that you have always wanted to visit. The trick is to find a place that is new for both of you, and you both are craving to go there. This spices up your holiday even more and makes it much interesting. Whether it is sea, hills, city or forest, make sure that you both agree to spend your most loving times in that particular place.
Unleash yourself and do whatever heart says
It is your honeymoon, and you are with the love of your life for the very first time after you have exchanged ring. Now that it is just the two of you enjoy the freedom of being one with each other. What can be much more romantic then forgetting the world and crossing all limits being with each other? Listen to your heart and shut out everything else from your life for the time being.
This is the most romantic thing every couple can do while on their honeymoon. When you are on your honeymoon, do all those things that you have always wanted to do without any kind of restrictions and inhibitions. After all, this is the time only meant for you too and thus go beyond the limit and forget the world while being in each other’s warm hug.
Discover the new path to a life together that would be full of love and happiness. The best part is that there is no one to watch you. It’s only two of you and no one else!
Order each other’s favourite food in bed
When it is a honeymoon, it is inevitable that you both are going to have some amazing sex and would even spend a whole day in bed. So, why not make your “bedtime” a little more fun and pleasurable? If you are put up in a hotel, then order your favourite breakfast, lunch and dinner all in bed. This is indeed one of the most romantic things to do for every couple who are on their honeymoon.
Order sumptuous and healthy breakfast for both of you because you would need to burn a lot of calories during the entire course of the day. This will not only make your honeymoon days more pleasurable, but you can also surprise your partner with their favourite food delivered right on the bed every time he or she would like to munch on something.
Indulge in exciting water sports for wet fun
Getting wet with each other is something that every couple must do on their honeymoon. This not only sounds fun but also ignites your passion and desire for each other. So, while planning for the destination of your honeymoon pick a place that has some kind of adventure sports. You can decide along with your spouse whether you would like to try some thrilling adventure sports in water or want to get fun on land.
You must have some kind of adventure while you are on your honeymoon as this will give you ample opportunities to come closer and thus will increase the intimacy quotient. You are young and full of life. So, experience the high adrenaline rush in the best way possible while you are having the best vacation of your life.
Visit a couple’s spa to spend exotic moments
Honeymoon is all about enjoying the togetherness. You must have known each other during your courtship, and now it is time to explore more about each other and relax and rejuvenate to begin the journey of marriage. While on your honeymoon, do check in to a spa centre that offers special couple massages and therapies. This is another romantic thing that every couple must try on their honeymoon.
It will help them grow their bond while shunning away all physical shyness and discomforts. Most of the sought after honeymoon destinations offer spas that specialize in massages of different kinds. It is a fantastic experience to go for a rejuvenating and refreshing couple spa and spend a few hours just relaxing with each other forgetting everything else in pure privacy.
Get kinky while making it out with the spouse
When you are on your honeymoon, it is time to have some of the most passionate and intense sex adventures with your spouse. Getting naughty and kinky during sex is something truly romantic that every couple must do on their honeymoon. So, get naughty and try out some kinky stuff with your partner that you have never tried before. You can use some toys like handcuffs and whips if you are really into it.
Or you can try some of the darkest fantasies you have with your spouse. Your honeymoon is the best time to fulfil all your romantic desires and fantasies to take full advantage of this time and indulge in passionate sex like never before. It would be fun, and the memories will be everlasting for sure.
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Take some candid photos of each other
In your honeymoon, you are carefree and spontaneous. It is only you and your beloved. So, make the most out of all the time you get together. While you will be taking a lot of pictures and selfies together, include some funny, candid pictures too. Click pictures when your partner is sleeping, eating or listening to music. Get some candid shots when your wife is dancing just for fun.
This is going to be great fun, and every couple must do this romantic stuff during their honeymoon. If you want to make it more romantic, frame the best picture of the lot and gift your partner either during the honeymoon or when you are back.
Witness the sunrise together holding hands
Now, this is the most romantic thing that every couple must do while they are on their honeymoon. Watching the sunrise together is simply blissful as it gives you a sense of belonging, a sense of happiness and feeling to start the life afresh with loads of positivity.
So, make sure that you wake up early, visit the place from where you can witness the most spectacular sunrise or stand together in your balcony to watch the sunrise with hand in hand. Nevertheless, you can go back to bed after that and slip off in beautiful dreams of your upcoming marital life.
Watch some steamy and romantic movies together
Watching movies together is one of the most common habits of every couple these days as this is real fun. If your partner has a special movie in mind which he or she wants to watch for a long time or has a favourite movie he or she wants to watch along with you, arrange for that and watch the movie together holding each other in arms. This is something romantic, indeed, and you both will enjoy the moments while going with the flow of the movie.
Also, you can always try to heat things between you both by watching some steamy and hot movies. It is a must to do a thing for every couple as it turns on the heat between them and leads to some super-steamy love-making sessions.
Doll up in some sexy and hot lingerie
Last but not least, all your ladies reading this post do not forget to pack loads of sexy lingerie for your honeymoon. This is a must-have for all girls who want to enthral their partner and seduce them to have the most romantic honeymoon ever. If you are a man and want to see your wife in those sexy lingeries, don’t hesitate to tell her for packing some.
For a most memorable and romantic experience, get up early and watch the sunrise from a unique location. Whether it’s a sandy beach or majestic mountaintop, it’s moments like these that you’ll remember for the rest of your life. Hold hands, share a kiss, and reminisce about all of your new experiences so far together as a married couple.
After all, this is something too romantic for any couple, who is on their honeymoon. While in honeymoon you are dressed up in your lingerie like no one’s watching and all your need is those two pair of eyes to look at you like he has never seen you before. Also, you can ask your man to dress in something particular that you wish to see him wearing and make some sexy moves for you.
Make your honeymoon a memory that you can cherish for your entire life. While life changes quite a bit after marriage, make sure that you have made your honeymoon a real success keeping the charm of your relationship and bond intact forever.